Mostly Harmless

unchartedreality:

wafflecopter05:

Meet the programming hide-and-seek champion.

When your program fails to compile… Figuring out why it’s wrong and in the end, it’s a missing semicolon somewhere before that line. asksjgsdglsdgs. 

GPOYW: the “getting tattooed” edition.

(actual tattoo pics will happen once it heals)

Twenty years later, I’m still making that face.

(via austinkleon)

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staceyjoy:

Jennifer: I am so hungry, I’ve been eating ERRETHING. Brought lunch. Bought lunch. Bought candy apple.

Stacey: That’s two lunches?

Jennifer: Yeah and I’m eating gum now because I have too much shame to go buy MORE food, but not enough shame not to eat gum.

Stacey: Like, actually eating gum?

Jennifer: Oh wow, that sounds really bad now that I read it.

Stacey: You’re consuming this gum? Not just chewing it?

Jennifer: Yeah, like half a pack of spearmint.

Stacey: Consuming. Not chewing. I AM GIVING YOU AN OUT. LIE TO ME.

Jennifer: I mean, I’m chewing a lot of gum.

Stacey: Thank you. Jesus.

Jennifer: I am not just eating it like rubbery mint candy.

Stacey: OMG are you EATING IT LIKE RUBBERY MINT CANDY??

Jennifer: Maybe.

Stacey: Jennifer. No.

Jennifer: Can’t stop, won’t stop.

Just wrapped up Flashpoint, and I’m a little bit misty. Well played, DC.

Have I mentioned that Geoff Johns is a genius?

A) I adore Geoff Johns B) This one is dedicated to my friends who don’t read comics :)

DC reboot prediction: Batman gets a desk job.

GPOYW: the “nerdery runs in the family” edition.” 

My dad has the best geeky t-shirts.

• Mike: I'm so excited!
• Jen: I'm so scared!
• Mike: ...why?
• Jen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLGJMU7ht3k
• Mike: oh my god I totally forgot about that
• Jen: The mystifying part is how Saved By The Bell managed to portray caffeine as a hard drug. CAFFEINE.
• Mike: Well to us normal humans, unlike you, Caffeine in large quantities is bad for us.
• It's something you just have to learn about us
• Jen: Splain.
• Mike: I don't know how to explain this in Robot terms
• 100101001010101, 1010 1010101 101 01010101010.
• And then we overflow our stack.
• make sense?